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I spackle over my head,
Pink Spackle that dries white
A Blob Blorps onto my neck,
Pink streaked with white
Like a healing Hickie
I hope my wife doesn't see.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Welcome to spacklebards! Please feel free to introduce yourself by completing this spackle-inspired haiku:

Bubblegun spackle,
Dribble dribble on my arm,
.....


What five-syllable stanza would you use to complete this haiku?
 
 
 
 
 
 
Drywall!

Water berates the ceiling, leaving
Drywall, edges ragged, jabbed with nails!

Joining compound set in corners,
Frustrating the ceiling's seams,

Refinish!

Caulk the window.
 
 
 
 
 
 

Pink Spackle Pink Spackle
This Pink Joint Compound turnes white as it dries, thus letting you see when it's safe to add the next layer. This Joint Compound is the "Pink Bubblegum Spackle" referred to in the SpackleBards LiveJournal Community. Please note, it is Joint Compound, and NOT Spackle, but "Bubblegum Joint Compound" doesn't have the same ring to it.